I've decided to start a blog. Dictionary.com states that the verb "to blog" means to "to author an online diary or chronology of thoughts". Apparently I will be authoring my life to the world and people will read it. Do you really want to waste precious minutes of your time reading my thoughts? Answer: hell yes.

I'm not a good writer but I've been inspired by Larry David to let the world know what goes on in my mellon. To write about the things that amuse me, piss me off, irk me, and make me bellow with laughter. Oh yeah, I just moved to Honolulu so I'll take you on my journey here as well.